juventus:hai shincan,why are you looking so blue (bete)?
shincan :yes,i do
juventus:but,why??
shincan :listen up(tapi sabalikna)
well,last holiday my family visited our grandmother.and i piket penerimaan siswa baru di aliyah! she (my grandmother) is old enough.around sixteen and five years old.she lives with her grandfather(keluarga sakinah,mawaddah,warahmah tea..hahaha)after piket psb di aliyah,sayapun kerumah kake-nene nyusulin keluarga.
one afternoon i pleaded for adiary.my mimi fanaly gave me one.after that i spent that afternoon happily writing.after each entry i'd run to my grandma(nenek,mbah,eyang pr) i asked him to read what i had writter.
after reading for a while grandma said:"you know shincan a diary is for your pivate thoughts.you shouldn't be reading them to me".
guess what i replied!i said confidently.:"i can tell you my secret,grandma,coz you won't remember them"
juventus:you're kidding me,shincan???????whahahahahahaha.....shincan....shincan......
(iyalah...orang tua itu pikun..alias pelupa MANA INGET YANG BARU AJA DIOMONGIN....!!!!)hehe ...okeh shincan...i will tell you a story and i hope you like it.!!!
SURTI SUKEMI KHOERUNNAUM DI KUTUK JADI BINATANG OLEH KECEBONG GORENG
(SAKING HENEGNYA SOK NGAGANGGU TUAN PRABU DI SINETRON AMIRA!!HAHAHAHA)
once there was old women,her name surti sukemi khoerunnaum,you know...she was the women of a king and so she never had to work.she become very lazy..!! she had her servants do everything for her.
she called her servants when she was so thirsty.immediately a servant picked the glass up from the table next to surti and held it up to her lips until surti was no longer thirsty.
emmmmmm.....then the next day surti was walking to dinner when her hat fell off.she called to for a servant and a young manran over,picked up the hat,dusted it off,and placed it back on surti is head.she continually called for her sevants to do simple tasks for her.har father noticed for laziness and decided to punish her.he set her in a room wait only a loom and some yearn.no servants where allowed in the room.
surti called for her servants,but none appeared then she remembered her father telling her about KECEBONG GORENG the goddness of wisdom and handicraft(hahahahahahahah.......maunya....amiiiiiieeennn......ya raaaabbbbb.....).
she called for melly over and over until finally,she fell asleep.while she was sleeping,she had a dream.hermes spoke to her in her dream.she said that kecebong was very angry(bak kompor kahuruan alias gas ngabeledug)with sukti sukemi khoerunnaun and she would inform surti's punishment.
you knou...surti sukemi a woke very frightened.she than saw taht there was and owl on the edge of her window.the owl spoke to her she said that she was melly khoerunnisa.she would makes surti a lowly animal(berit alias mouse atau tikus...hahahahahhahahha...).because,of her laziness.surti would have to work costantly just to stay alive.people would a look down at her indigest.she would be killed just because she was insignificant all of her children would have the some fate.
finally,surti sukemi khoerunnnaum worked for the rest of her life.all of her children have the some fate.they are doomed to be ants for t6he rest if their lives.
shincan:"hahahahahahahahahahahha.......i'm very funy! i don't remember about it."
MALES=DIKUTUK...HAHAHAHAH JADI BERIT PULA....
